Arif says: if i volunteer
Arif says: i have responsibilities
Arif says: i can't just take off any time i want
Goldi says: yes u can
Arif says: well, then i'd be a pretty shit volunteer
Arif says: what if they're like, 'brother arif, all that terrible spicy food has taken its toll on the bathroom plumbing, go and see to it right away'
Goldi says: usama was the one who got his jollies of the street goats
Arif says: knowing usama
Arif says: i realize that might not be a joke
Arif says: does usama never have a retort which isn't an innuendo?
Usama says: acha... its soo amusing watching paki fobs play ludo
Usama says: i killed one of their "goties", and i go...lets do ijtamai dua and janazah for the deceased
(usama on cricket strategy)
Usama says: "wickton ki gand mai maroun!"
Usama says: i want to ammend cricket rules
Usama says: getting someone bowled out is and should be quite a disgrace
Usama says: to humiliate the batsman, the bowler should be allowed to insert the wicket up his ass for 3 minutes
Goldi says: hows ure father doing
Usama says: he seemed to be in good form playing ludo
Usama says: throwing sixers at will
(usama on his impending marriage)
Flaps- says: practicing are we
Usama says: oh, i've done my share of "practicing"..let the games begin!
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