Arif says: if i volunteer Arif says: i have responsibilities Arif says: i can't just take off any time i want Goldi says: yes u can Arif says: well, then i'd be a pretty shit volunteer Arif says: what if they're like, 'brother arif, all that terrible spicy food has taken its toll on the bathroom plumbing, go and see to it right away' Goldi says: usama was the one who got his jollies of the street goats Arif says: knowing usama Arif says: i realize that might not be a joke Arif says: does usama never have a retort which isn't an innuendo? Usama says: acha... its soo amusing watching paki fobs play ludo Usama says: i killed one of their "goties", and i go...lets do ijtamai dua and janazah for the deceased (usama on cricket strategy) Usama says: "wickton ki gand mai maroun!" Usama says: i want to ammend cricket rules Usama says: getting someone bowled out is and should be quite a disgrace Usama says: to humiliate the batsman, the bowler should be allowed to insert the wicket up his ass for 3 minutes Goldi says: hows ure father doing Usama says: he seemed to be in good form playing ludo Usama says: throwing sixers at will (usama on his impending marriage) Flaps- says: practicing are we Usama says: oh, i've done my share of "practicing"..let the games begin!

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AP said…
how was usama's bachelor party? did that troupe of nympho belly-dancers actually show up?
TR-909 said…
we played cards at timmys with bearded MSA fobs. sausage at its finest.
AP said…
Mudasser, incredibly hip as you are, the 'fun' events you organize often end up as stale as the Sunday morning breakfast at Madina masjid.
Anonymous said…
teehehehe.

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