Posted by AP
A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.
The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest. You'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up ... "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the shit out of the little rabbit. As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!"
The lion answers, "That little fucker makes me run around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"
A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.
The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest. You'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up ... "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the shit out of the little rabbit. As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!"
The lion answers, "That little fucker makes me run around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"
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Comments
i am speechless! i am without speech!
YEah mudface is engaged and i didn't even get a warning.. i can't handle all this trauma at once...
Foozball: Seriously, he's so far away from civilization now, that there is absolutely no way I can contact him until he returns. He should be back shortly in a few days.
Aasiya: YES! Finally someone who actually read my post.
AP: good one!hahah
people: give mudasser a break! even if he is, he's probably really busy that's why he didn't get to tell everyone (right mud?)
And long time no see Mudasser. Hope you're doing good man. Getting ready for England now-a-days I assume?
and hi mudasser and AP.
I just got done putting the finishing touches to a new website about: Mesothelioma. It's got some
great information about Mesothelioma.
You should check it out sometime when you get time. :-)
get posting.