Hip-Hop Hero SHIREA is as Rare as they come

AP: Bad things happen when you don't listen to arif

Me: ...
Me: I cant find my Palm (pda).
AP: should i start crying now?

(arif commenting on the pattern on a piece of clothing)
AP: hey
AP: honey comb shirt. check out the mathematics on this!

AP: why am i holding this shit for you?
AP: you're not a single woman with a large rack.

AP: oh and word of advice
AP: never ever call my dad's work
AP: unless i give express instructions
AP: my dad thinks all young men are no good thugs
AP: including me
AP: he doesn't approve of young ppl in general

AP: i doubt people find convos with ap funny. i bet they go away disgusted.

(a deep, honest moment)
Me: im watching this kate winslet flick
AP: ahh yes
Me: sunshine of the spotless mind
Me: shes much perkier in this one
AP: her personality in that movie seems so incredible
AP: yeah
AP: i wouldn't mind having someone like that
AP: even without the rack
Me: woah woah, let's not say things we dont really mean
AP: no no, man, i really do feel like this deep down
AP: its a very special bond
Me: ...

AP: Bad things happen when you listen to mudasser ali

AP: ok well here's what we'll do
AP: we'll do cantu
AP: and then a movie at paramount
AP: and then we'll bargain with whores on jarvis
AP: just to piss them off
Me: will your mother approve of this?
AP: i'm not going to tell her
AP: 'hello mother, today i went and conversed with prostitutes'
AP: 'what are prostitutes betaa?'
AP: 'um..... they're ppl who sell services'
AP: i wonder if my mom knows what a prostitute is
AP: i should ask her

AP: this guy is a total homosexual
AP: all he ever says is
AP: 'take care'
AP: like what the fuck, are we deranged addicts of hallucegenic narcotics?
AP: that we need to take care before we jump in front of the subway and try to stop it?
AP: 'take care ap'
AP: buddy how about you take your concern to the rehab clinic

What I read:

The least surprising news of the decade: Patty Man
True story - my best friend has Paris Hilton's number: He didn't get it like this though
They made a documentary about Bush as if he was going to be a historical figure: ya
Indians are smart: Parallel Universe
Get this: Linux isn't as impregnable as we think
Xbox can hurt more than your feelings: burn!
I'm seriously so impressed: my hero
Best question ever: worst answer ever. nuts.
Ever wonder where those nerds get those cool wallpapers? : here's some

Seinfeld:

"Why don't we just switch apartments?"
"Or I could sleep in the park."
- Kramer and Jerry, in "The Chicken Roaster"

Family Guy:

[Lois is washing Stewie's hair in the sink]
Stewie: Careful. It's 'gently rub the scalp', not 'scrub like you're trying to get the vomit out of a Christmas dress', you stupid holiday drunk.


Currently Addicted to: Mario - Let Me Love You (Remix) F. T.I. & Jadakiss, Kanye West feat. Talib Kweli & Common - Get Em High, George Michael - Amazing, Diamond Rio - Beautiful Mess